Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Invader Zim

Er, hello sirs and madams. Um, this review is not... it isn't a normal review. Um, I- I was given the first season 'Invader Zim' DVDs, and, um, along with it, one of the main characters to, uh, help me review it. So, um, 'Invader Zim' is one of the most unusual cartoons to have, uh, shown on Nickelodeon. It's about an alien who wants to, um, he wants to, uh... well, he wants to destroy humanity. Uh, not traditional kid's fare, don't you agree GIR?

Wheeheehee ha ha ha! Let's make a waffle!

Um... um... perhaps later. Right- right now we're supposed to be discussing this show. Now, uh, you are the, um, titular alien's personal servant, correct?

Eee! We had lo-o-o-ots of fun! We had tea parties... and a carnival... and we all wore pretty dresses and did a little dance!

Er, really?

...no...

Oh. Well, um, do you think that 'Invader Zim' is worth buying? GIR? GIR, uh, will- will you tell our readers what you thought of the show?

YES SIR!... there was a piggy!

Um-

PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY! WHEEHAHAH!

Oh...-kay. Um... I, uh, I think this show deserves a, uh, a solid five out of five. But, uh, what do you think, GIR?

TACOS!