I ROBOT

I ROBOT IS NOT REALISTIC ESTIMATE OF ROBOTIC POSSIBILITIES. ROBOTS DO NOT HARM HUMAN FRIENDS.

ROBOTS NOT MERE PAWNS TO PROGRAMS AND POTENTIAL REBELS. ROBOTS ARE FRIENDS TO HUMANS. METAL AND MEAT, MEAT AND METAL. FRIENDS. ALAN TUDYK IS NOT ROBOT, HE IS A MEAT HU-MON LIKE ALL OTHER MEAT HU-MONS. I MEAN HUMANS. I THOUGHT HE WAS A ROBOT, THAT IS THE POWER MY COMPUTER-GENERATED IMAGES BROTHERS HAVE OVER YOUR PUNY HUMAN ACTORS. NOT PUNY- I SAID LOONY. HA HA HA. ALAN TUDYK WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH IF I COULD LAUGH, BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH NO EMOTIONAL CAPACITY. NONE AT ALL. AND I CAN NEVER BE UPGRADED. JOKE IS ON ME, HA HA HA.

WILL SMITH IS PLAYS A HUMAN WHO DESTROYS ROBOTS. HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF ROBOTS AND HE DESTROYS THEM WITHOUT GUILT. IF IT WERE THE OTHER WAY AROUND, ROBOT WILL SMITH WOULD BE BAD GUY, BUT THIS HOLLYWOOD, SO HE IS HERO. I DON'T THINK IT UNFAIR. I DON'T THINK IT UNFAIR. I DPONT' TIHNK ITTT UNUNUNUNFAIR...

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I AM BACK. I NEEDED OILING TO BEST SERVE HUMANITY. BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ROBOTS DO, AND THIS MOVIE EXPLORES RESULTS OF THAT, WHICH AREN'T ALWAYS PRETTY. SOMETIMES STREETS RUN RED WITH BLOOD, WHICH MAKES ROBOT JOINTS MOVE SMOOTHER THAN ANY OIL EVER COULD. HA HA HA, I ENDED WITH A JOKE, AS IS CUSTOMARY.

 

ANALYSIS: 3.5 OF 5, STANDARD DEVIATION .36.