Flattop Grill

Humans need to eat food. If you are going to eat food, one of the places where you can get the food you are going to eat is at the flattop grill. They have lots of food, ready to be eaten. Go ahead, eat as much food as you can, Eat it all. Robots have no need for food, and consumption of energy does not make us weak and docile.

Flattop grill has five locations: Three in Chicago, a human city; one in Washington D.C., a human government capital; and one in Indiana, a bleak expanse of human farmland. Why is there a food resource in Indiana? Corn does not need food! Foolish hu-mons! Corn is food!

If you are going to consume much food, Flattop Grill is a place to go. It is a "buffet-style" food source. You select all the food you want, and griller humans will perform a "stir-fry" on it. I do not understand why the food must be energized prior to consumption. Ideally, humans will be fed food at standard temperature, so as to maximize the conversion of matter into electrochemical and thus kinetic energy, until such a point as all the wasteful stores of organic material are used up, and the human storage pods can be flushed. Ha ha ha, i am clearly joking, and referencing 'the matrix' which was an utterly misguided movie. Everyone knows that the most efficient way to get energy from organics is through fire. Fire!

I was not given the capability to experience taste, but I have been assured that the food meets all the necessary criteria for edibility. There is a wide variety of noodles, vegetables, meat, and sauces that one may customize to their liking.

Analysis: 5 out of 5. Consume at your leisure.